Sunday, February 1, 2009
Bye Bye 3.2 Beer
On a side note, sorry I haven't put up any new posts but it has been a tough couple of weeks. D and I just hit 3 breweries in Ft. Collins last week though, so expect a 3 part update soon!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Helpful Tips For Serving Your Beer
Temperature (Some Like It Too Cold)-
Americans like their beer cold, but frigid temps chill your taste buds and prevent you from appreciating the complex flavors of many ales and lagers. Typically, ales should be served around 50*f and even closer to 60*f for barleywine and strong ale. Let your bottle sit for about a half hour after you pull it out of the fridge, so that it has a little time to warm up. If your beer hasn't been cooled yet, stick it in a bucket with ice water for 15-20 minutes.
Pouring (Foam Is Good)-
Beer was meant to foam! If you pour it all down the side of the glass, its carbonation won't be properly released and you'll end up swallowing all of the gas *buuurp*. Hold the glass at a 45-degree angle and slowly pour down the side. After the glass is 1/3 full, straighten the glass and pour your beer into the middle, rising the bottle smoothly away from the glass.
A Belgian golden ale or saison will often produce a massive, pillowy head. That's part of its character.
Unfiltered beer often has a yeast bed at the bottom of the bottle. It's perfectly fine to drink, but if you want to avoid pouring it into your glass, leave an ounce of beer in the bottle.
Tasting (Just Like A First Date, Ok, Maybe The Third)-
Slow down and enjoy your beer. Use your eyes to examine the color, the body, the head. Use your nose to appreciate the aroma. Remember, much of your sense of taste is enhanced through your sense of smell.
Use your palate to savor the flavor. Sip and let the beer flood every part of your mouth. Consider how it tastes on each section of your tongue (Remember learning about which part of the tongue tastes what flavor? Use that knowledge, make your third-grade teacher proud!), consider how it feels against your cheeks. Breathe out and detect more flavors.
Don't forget to swallow (that'swhatshesaid!) because this is beer after all, not wine.
Adapted from the Serving section of Christmas Beer by Don Russell
So, tell me what you think so far? What is helping you? What is making you cringe? Give me some feedback so I can make this pleasurable for the both of us! *snicker snicker* But really, leave me some comments.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
New Year's Eve Part Deux
So... here it is, the 11th of January already and I have yet to post part two of our New Year's beer selection. I'm such a slacker!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
New Year's Eve - Part 1
Pardon the cell phone pic. I forgot to grab the camera on the way out of the house. Luckily, someone (not me) has a spiffy phone with a decent camera built in. The Spleen Cleaver arrived and boy was I shocked! When you pick a beer solely based on the name written on a whiteboard, you never know what you're gonna get. It was dark. Really dark. Can't-see-through-it dark. A Scottish ale if I've ever seen one. I was in love after the first sip. Slightly smoky, with a touch of caramel-y goodness and a hint of coffee on the finish. It complimented my lunch like a true Scottish gentleman- leaving me full and satisfied. Definitely a 9.10001 out of 10.
After we digested for a bit, D and I picked another brew off of the whiteboard. Oak-aged Butt Head Bock was next on our agenda. I was a taken back a bit when the Butt Head came out in 10 oz glasses, which just screams "tasty beer!! drink me!!". Trust me, I was there. I heard it.
Again, the cell phone saves the day. This was beautiful: full of oak undertones, highly carbonated, slightly citrus-y and briming of hops. The doppelbock was full of flavor and alcohol, 8.1% to be exact. It's probably a good thing that they don't sever this as a full pint or we would have had to walk it off. Absolutely delicious, I would give it an 8.9 out of 10.
We decided to grab some growlers. You know, those 64 oz jugs? We filled one with Spleen Cleaver and one with regular Butt Head. We went for a little walk anyways once we left the brewery because I was full.
Stay tuned for part deux of the New Year's Eve festivities!
Monday, December 29, 2008
Big Shot and Nazis on Motorcycles
As promised, last night we cracked open the Big Shot from The Fort Collins Brewery. The winter warmer, a brown ale in this case, was the perfect accompaniment to the new electric blanket on the couch. While all snuggled in with the Big Shot, we turned on Last Crusade. Could the night get any better? I think not.First things first, the beer. Big Shot Seasonal Ale was delightfully crisp and spicy, with a hint of nuttiness. I'm inclined to call it walnuty. It poured beautifully, resulting in a clear caramel color with a thick fluffy head that clung to the side of the glass, leaving a line of demarcation all the way down. Like a little timeline in a glass. With a 6.5% abv, it was just the right mix of flavor and alcohol for a mellow night with Dr. Jones.
Big Shot led to a couple of revelations while we watched Indy and the Last Crusade.
- Dr. Elsa Schneider is hot... waaaay hotter than Willie Scott.
- Ford and Connery are funny as hell.
- There is nothing worse than a pack of Nazis on motorcycles.
- except for a pack or werewolf Nazis on motorcycles,
- or maybe a pack of transsexual werewolf Nazis on motorcycles.
I would definitely give Big Shot as a gift. It isn't overwhelmingly unique. It doesn't demand a sophisticated palate, nor does it scream "drink me with with $50 steak!" when you pour it. I hate when my beer screams at me. Overall I would give it a score of 6.7485 out of 10.
Please note that my glass is the one on the right, the "I enjoy drinking beer." glass that I won at the Great American Beer Festival this year. How did I win you ask? The Onion was there, handing out swag to people with good stupid human tricks. Well, slightly less than sober, D and I toddle over to the booth to show them my trick. Um... touch my nose with my tongue? Nope, not good enough, seen it too many times. *Light bulb!* Pick my nose with my tongue?! Bingo. I'm now the proud owner of some stickers and a pint glass. Hooray beer!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
In the beginning...
After a slight aneurysm, I had an idea. Why don't I make a New Year Resolution to drink more beer! Well, not more beer per se, but expand my horizons. Drink those beers that I see at the liquor store and go, "that looks interesting/gross/scary/tasty... maybe next time". Well, no more next time. I'm going to try new beers, in addition to my favorites, and I'm gonna tell you all about them! Living in Colorado, it would be absolute madness not to get started with a local brew. So thanks to Jack, we're going to start with Big Shot from the Fort Collins Brewery. Stay tuned...